apparently the french are the americans’ new partners-in-crime for the short march towards war with Iran. look for it on your TV screens in the coming Fall season. also look for freedom fries to be replaced by ‘we love the french’ fries, french valour and bravery to be exalted and most of all, wine and cheese imports to increase sharply.
doop HQ 
I thought we banned the French!?!
suddenly John Kerry is going to sooooo not look French!!
yeah, they’ll be comparing him to ze germans next, and you know how that beat goes!
Now you know why the Fundies are liking France all of a sudden. Something about “preparing for war” or something.
Not bad for a secular republic.