what gives 100(technically 75, but everyone else is tainted by association) assholes, jerkwads and all-round all-star cobags the right to decide the fate of millions of people in a supposedly sovereign, democratic country thousands of miles away? if you’re not thinking empire, you’re not thinking straight. in light of this, a short letter follows:
dear Democrats and Republicans,
Fuck you and the Aircraft Carriers you rode in on. in every single way possible, any further words you say are thoroughly discredited as being nothing more than the hand-wringing of courtiers of His Majesty King George the Lesser and Duke Richard the Impaler.
Love(wish you knew what that was),