who in their right mind could have predicted this*?

take out the invading army, and living gets a little bit easier.

yeah iraqis, who the fuck do you think you are?

don’t you know you are supposed to devolve into a sectarian civil war, tearing all thoughts of the united lives you used to live out because of 4 years of white-bread assholes bombing you?

Thanks to the indefatigable and elegiac Lenin’s Tomb for both the above links.

(* the correct answer to that rhetorical question is: everyone who didnt have their favourite defense contractors’ heads stuck up their asses)